• Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via unescapable)

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

(via sheradyn)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

(via pizza)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via hate)

irwah:

5secondsoflovely:

ashtonirwinsss:

i hATE HAVING CRUSHES ON PEOPLE

itS WORSE WHEN THEY HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.

ITS WORSE WHEN THEY’RE IN A BAND AND DON’T KNOW YOU EXIST.

(via mathsdebater)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

(via mathsdebater)

aquasaur:

If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend? 

(via pizza)

  • 12 year old me: yes give me boobs and make me hot
  • Puberty: *makes blood come out the vagina 4 days a month*