i hATE HAVING CRUSHES ON PEOPLE
itS WORSE WHEN THEY HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.
ITS WORSE WHEN THEY’RE IN A BAND AND DON’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
- 12 year old me: yes give me boobs and make me hot
- Puberty: *makes blood come out the vagina 4 days a month*
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via pizza)
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved